dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

nationwideexposure:

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit

nippletwang:

chimalxochitl
isodelphox:

塔島ジューゴ
Surprise Wiener